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PostSubject: Chickens   Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:58 am

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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